"You actually want to eat... Haha... Sure, why not? I mean it's got to test better than it larks? What? What now? What did I say now? Oh fuck... it really does spell like wine. Is is supposed to spell that much like... Where's that mug gone?"\n\n[[Eat.]]\n[[Drink Wine...|Empty.]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...|Closed.]]\n
"You're going to try cooking? Again? I... I mean sure what could go wrong, [[this time]]?"\n\n[[Yes, I am going to try cooking...]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"We don't have 'flesh parsley' what? No I didn't... No I fucking... Who do you think... I..."\n\n[[Stir in 2 tablespoons fresh parsley and Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese.]]\n[[Drink Wine...]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...|Closed.]]\n
"I don't think any of the saucepans have a... 'heavy bottom'... What? Why are you sniggering?"\n\n[[Add the onion, garlic, carrot, celery, thyme, and red pepper flakes, then cook over low-medium heat, stirring frequently.]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"It's getting late, we should eat."\n\n[[Cook something...]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"It clearly requires more cooking, I mean it's still liquid... So more wine right? No? Oh well too late now... And one for me again."\n\n[[Season with salt and pepper.]]\n[[Drink Wine...]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"Fuck yeah, the good bit... How much wine did it say again? Two cups? Something like that right... Oh... Well that's a little more than two... and I guess we get one right? I mean it's open now... All the cups are dirty? You want a mug? Silly question of course you do..."\n\n[[Cook for about 5 minutes until the rice has absorbed almost all the wine.]]\n[[Drink Wine...]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"We have half a large onion, that's basically the same as a medium onion right?"\n\n<[[Google Recipe...]]>
It's closed.\n\nEat.\n[[Drink Wine...|Empty.]]\n
"Oh... Risotto. That'll be... Isn't that a bit... Sorry, I'm sure it'll be fine."\n\n[[Google Recipe...]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"Yeah, fuck it... Fuck that shit... I mean who wanted Risotto anyway... Why put white wine in food... I mean it's a waste of good... Oh... I think I need to lie down..."
"Oh god... It looks like vomit... I think... I... Oh... Where's the mug? Oh that's better... Maybe."\n\n[[Serve immediately.]]\n[[Drink Wine...|Empty.]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...|Closed.]]\n
"This is starting to smell a lot like white wine... Or maybe that's... what? What now?"\n\n[[Continue adding the simmering liquid, 1/2 cup at a time, until the rice is tender but firm.]]\n[[Drink Wine...]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"Now that we have. One bottle or four?"\n\n<[[Google Recipe...]]>
"Are you sure it's done? Maybe we should get a sieve? I'm really not sure it's done."\n\n[[Chop the fresh parsley.]]\n[[Drink Wine...]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"Chop the veg... On it."\n\n[[Peel and chop the garlic cloves.]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"See this is the problem I don't think... Oh... When did you get Arborio?"\n\n<[[Google Recipe...]]>
"... We were making soup right? Soup with little rice bits in, yeah?"\n\n[[Remove from heat.]]\n[[Drink Wine...]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"Do you have something in mind or are you just going to [[wing it]]?"\n\n[[White Wine Risotto...]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"I mean the stomach pump was great and everything, but really a once in a lifetime experience."\n\n<[[Cook something...]]>
"Well... We have a red pepper, and there's a grater in the drawer."\n\n<[[Google Recipe...]]>
"You don't even like garlic do you? Oh right it's ok 'in' something you just wouldn't want to chew on an entire clove..."\n\n[[In a large saucepan with a heavy bottom, heat the olive oil.]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"'Stiring constantly' that's the name of my... my... my... Oh fuck it..."\n\n[[Add the wine and reduce the heat to maintain a simmer.]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]\n\n
(http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/white-wine-risotto.html)\n\n1 [[medium onion]]\n2 garlic cloves\n1 medium carrot\n2 celery stalks\n3 tablespoons olive oil\n1 sprig fresh thyme, or 1 teaspoon dried thyme\n1/2 [[teaspoon red pepper flakes]]\n1 1/4 cups [[Italian rice]] (arborio, carnaroli, or vialone nano)\n2 cups [[white wine]]\n3 cups simmering vegetable stock or water, divided\nSalt and pepper to taste\nFresh parsley, or 2 teaspoons dried parsley\n3 tablespoons grated [[Parmigiano-Reggiano]]\n\n[[Chop the onion, carrot, and celery.]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"That's cheese right? Hard cheese... I think we have some of that."\n\n<[[Google Recipe...]]>
"I'm not really sure this is going to work? I mean it explicitly called for 'Red Pepper flakes' not... Ouch... Dammit, my finger..."\n\n[[Find a Band-Aid.]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
Empty!\n\n[[Eat.]]
"Hi... Yeah... One medium Margarita... Yeah... It's... Oh, yeah it's me... yeah... cool, you remember the address..? Neat. Thanks."
"Wait weren't we supposed to do something else just then?"\n\n[[Add 1 cup simmering stock or water and cook, stirring, until the rice absorbs the liquid, another 3 to 5 minutes.]]\n[[Drink Wine...]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"Wow... This is... I... No I think I'm good actually, not hungry anymore, probably the wine."
"This still looks like liquid, is it supposed to look like that... Dire Straits! What? Dire Straits... Stiring Constantly is the name of my Dire Straits cover band? Urgh, you're no fun."\n\n[[If the rice requires more cooking, add a touch more liquid and cook for another 1 to 2 minutes.]]\n[[Drink Wine...]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"I mean the chicken stir fried in ginger beer was certainly something. I'm just not certain that's what people usually mean by 'ginger chicken', just saying..."\n\n<[[Yes, I am going to try cooking...]]>
"I don't think we can do that just yet... Unless you want me to just throw the entire Pepper in there. I mean I can do that, is that what you want?"\n\n[['Flake' the Pepper.]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"So I should just stir this for what? Five minutes? Ten minutes... Look there it says right there about ten minutes... So it's ten minutes then?"\n\n[[Add the rice and cook for 1 to 2 minutes, stirring constantly.]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]
"There should be one in the cupboard in the bathroom... No not that one... The other... Right good, thanks."\n\n[[Add the onion, garlic, carrot, celery, thyme, and red pepper flakes, then cook over low-medium heat, stirring frequently... Take Two.]]\n[[Call Takeaway place...]]